December 2011
MOTHER OF GOD
andreaayo:
I just painted my toes and fingers without getting nail polish everywhere
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
heartmeanseveryyything:
This whole staying up till 2am every night just isn’t going to fly when I start school again….
samsies.
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
When you have to pee really badly but you are...
When your mom kept on lecturing you.
You look at her and wish you can do this:
But you can’t because you know this will happen:
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Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
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LMFAO. true.
Alright mom
Be a bitch. You have been all week. I know you have stuff going on but this is getting out of hand. Third time youve flipped out on me for no reason. Telling me im stupid because i got a 24 on my ACTs wasnt really needed. Whatever.